Unconsciously On Purpose [Flash Fiction]

He does wonder why she has to be the way she is,

when she is,

how she is

this way she is,

where she is this way,

that way, what way,

any way she is,

which, as you should know,

can only be to up-fucking-set him.

She wonders why he has to say what he says,

when he says what he does,

where he does,

how he says it,

of course, only fucking to upset her, she says.

You do not want to imagine

what it would be like

if they were unhappily married.